Even Funnier Than I Thought

My mom said I got the story below, about my brother coloring her in brown, a bit wrong. Apparently my brother was at his first day of a new third grade and they all had to draw their families to hang on the wall. Months later, when all the parents came in for parent teacher conferences, they walked around and looked at the family portraits. My mother had trouble finding ours because of the brown lady. She did then ask my brother why he colored her in brown and he did then say "because you are". Even funnier.